Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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