If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
