butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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