their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
