I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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