Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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