Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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