matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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