That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
