tell your sister to shave her snatch
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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