so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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