I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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