I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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