Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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