remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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