What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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