WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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