Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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