when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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