okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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