I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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