so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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