I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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