I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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