I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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