He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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