Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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