is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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