Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I want her autograph on my taint
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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