Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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