He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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