awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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