either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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