okay pat passed out under dana's car
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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