she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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