I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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