when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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