based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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