It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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