Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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