that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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