So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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