i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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