He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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