yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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