dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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