at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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