is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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