Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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