Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
