i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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