i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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