dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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