lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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